ENGLAND TEAM: Scott Carson, Micah Richards, Sol Campbell, Joleon Lescott, Wayne Bridge, Shaun Wright - Phillips, Steven Gerrard (c), Gareth Barry, Peter Crouch, Frank Lampard, Joe Cole.
CROATIA TEAM: Stipe Pletikosa, Vedran Corluka, Dario Simic, Robert Kovac, Josep Simunic, Darijo Srna, Luka Modric, Niko Kovac, Eduardo, Ivica Olic, Niko Kranjcar.
The tactical genius that is Steve McClaren has decided tonight, the night when England's hopes of qualification hang by a thread, is the night to hand rookie goalkeeper Scott Carson his first England start between the sticks. The conditions mean it is sure to be a tough night for even the most experienced of goalkeepers. But maybe McClaren knows something we don't...
It looks set to be a 4-2-3-1 formation for England, with Lampard, one of the finest attacking midfielders in the game... playing in the holding role alongside Gareth Barry..
Skipper Steven Gerrard will play just off the target man that is Peter Crouch, whilst Wright - Phillips and Joe Cole will operate from either flank in support.
Croatia start with a much more traditional 4-4-2 formation. Luka Modric is the man to watch in the centre of midfield, a clever playmaker constantly linked with a big money move to the Premiership. Whilst Eduardo will be up top, looking to add to the goal he scored against England in Croatia's 2-0 truimph in Zagreb earlier in the campaign.
KICK OFF
Steve McClaren protecting himself from the rain with an umbrella, bearing the England colours. Must of popped down to the England superstore just after the team talk. Whilst Bilic looks more like a relaxed Dad coaching his son's Sunday league football team, still hungover from the night before, in his silver puffer jacket and white wooly hat.
2 minutes: England trying to ease themselves into the game and get used to the conditions, Campbell plays the first of what will surely be many long balls up to Peter Crouch, but the attack comes to nothing.
4 minutes: Neither side able to keep possession, possibly the conditions to blame for the scrappy start. An early goal would do wonders to settle the nerves flying around Wembley tonight, but at the moment, this looks unlikely.
5 minutes: First effort on target for England, Joe Coles stooping header from Gerrard's cross is easily saved.
6 minutes: Positive for England, as Crouches knock down from a Wright Phillips cross is cut out.
8 minutes: GOAL!! Croatia, Kranjcar.
It's a nightmare for McClaren and England, as Niko Kranjcar's speculative shot from 30 yards somehow beats Scott Carson, who fumbles it into the bottom corner. McClaren's gamble to play the 20 year old keeper has backfired terribly. The poor lad looks mortified, and ridiculous in his bright yellow costume. Is it going to be another one of those nights?
10 minutes: Wright Phillips squanders a golden chance to equalize, after being teed up by Crouch, 10 yards out to the right of the goal, his shot is parried by Pletikosa. How England could have done with that going in.
12 minutes: Why couldn't Peter Crouch be 2 inches taller?! He is inches away from connecting with a Michah Richards cross. Positive response from England.
13 minutes: GOAL!! Croatia, Olic.
Disaster for England. A counter attack sees the defence all at sea. Campbell is left appealing for offside, like a child asking his teacher to go to the toilet. Eduardo slips it through for Olic, clearly on. Around the massive banana look-a-like Carson, and a simple tap in. Bilic and his coaching staff celebrate, whilst McClaren looks crestfallen. Not even the umbrella can protect him from the storm about to come his way. Where do England go from here?
17 minutes: England are clearly shell shocked, and are lacking idea's. Shaun Wright Phillips is the main target for a left wing cross. But all 5 foot and 9 inches of him are somehow unable to outmuscle the 6 foot plus Croatian centre back...
19 minutes: Captain not so fantastic tonight, Stevie G is sent flying by little Luka Modric to earn a free kick in a dangerous position. Gareth Barry's effort is deflected behind for a corner, which comes to nothing. A feeling of shock and disbelief surrounds Wembley.
22 minutes: Well it's good to see England aren't yet resorting to plan B, as Campbell hoofs a free kick up to Crouch, who rises majestically unchallenged... to head straight into the greatful arms of Pletikosa. This is woeful.
25 minutes: Croatia look a threat every time they go forward, as Kranjcar escapes the attention of Micah Richards at the back post, but can't guide his header on target.
26 minutes: Lescott has to put a dangerous cross from Corluka behind for a corner. This is in danger of becoming even more humiliating... If that's possible. The corner comes to nothing, whist Bilic looks like he could light up a fag, and McClaren looks like he could sob uncontrollably into the replica scarf he also purchased from the team store, but didn't wear due to fear of looking a bit of an idiot...
28 minutes: Hope springs eternal for the three lions!!! Fourth choice Tottenham forward Darren Bent is warming up!!!
31 minutes: He's been called back... and told to sit back down.
Gareth Barry stands over a free kick in a good position on the right hand side. Pletikosa has a relativley simple punch clear, and England have to start again. Suprise suprise, this attack sees a long ball to Crouch who's flick on is easily cleared.
A shot of McClaren sitting on the bench, pondering his next great move..
34 minutes: A spell of pressure for England, sees a couple of crosses pumped in, a punch from Pletikosa and a decent headed clearance by Simic, but nothing clear cut.
35 minutes: A moment that sums up this match so far, as a simple Campbell pass from 10 yards, goes straight out for a throw in. Moment's later Carson, still traumatized from his earlier howler perhaps, scuffs a clearance straight to a Croatian's feet. Basic error's are causing England problems.
37 minutes: Gerrard show's signs of frustration after not being awarded a free kick on the edge of the box. His tantrum is dealt with by the stern and cold black eyes of the referee, and Gerrard backs down, looking somewhat like a child being disciplined by a much feared teacher. Nothing is going right for England.
38 minutes: Just when you think things can't get any worse... they do.
Russia, as expected take the lead against Andorra. At this stage, if things stay as they are, England are out.
41 minutes: Modric sees a strike from 18 yards nervously parried by Carson, who looks like he may wet himself any time a blue shirt comes within 30 yards of his penalty area. England manage to scrape the ball clear.
43 minutes: A shot of McClaren making notes... Or is he just playing hangman with himself? Perhaps he has realized it will be the final time he can play the game before he ends up like the stick man he has so carefully sketched...
45 minutes: One minute of additional time, and Gerrard whips in a free kick from the left... which doesn't clear the first man... The move is kept alive briefly, but results in Micah Richards kindly nodding the ball behind for a Croatian goal kick.
HALF TIME: It looked to be a race as to who can escape the pitch the quickest.. It's McClaren, followed by Carson.. But in truth, this has been a disaster for England. Perhaps Golden Balls is the only one who can save us now? England have a mountain to climb.
SECOND HALF: McClaren has made two changes and a change in the system. David Beckham and Jermaine Defoe are being bought on to replace Shaun Wright Phillips and Gareth Barry. It looks to be a switch to 4-4-2 with Beckham on the right, Gerrard and Lampard in the centre, Joe Cole on the left, and the little and large combination of Defoe and Crouch up front.
An early goal in the second half is crucial.
46 minutes: McClaren saunters out of the dugout belatedly, in time to see Beckham have an immediate impact by starting an attack which Croatia clear. England look to have more purpose, and the volume has been raised with the introduction of Beckham.
48 minutes: Half hearted penalty appeal from Joe Cole as he is blocked by Corluka in an attempt to meet a Gerrard cross.
49 minutes: McClaren is seen screaming instructions from the touchline. But you wonder if the England players can take him seriously with the ridiculous umbrella he is cowering under. Eduardo is booked, and Peter Crouch earns a free kick 30 yards out in the centre of goal. Can Beckham recreate 2001?
51 minutes: No... Beckhams effort is deflected over for a corner, which he takes and is also cleared. Croatia's counter attack is heroically cut out by Steven Gerrard, as the three lions found themselves for a moment in a 3 on 1 position.
53 minutes: Carson goes a small way to redeeming himself as he comes out to block an Eduardo shot with his feet, after the Brazilian born forward had outpaced Sol Campbell.
54 minutes: PENALTY TO ENGLAND!!! Jermaine Defoe is adjudged to have been pulled back by Siminic after Joe Cole's cross. Frank Lampard has the responsibilty. If England score this it's game on.
55 minutes: GOAL!!! ENGLAND, LAMPARD (P) England have new hope as Frank Lampard smashes his penalty into the bottom corner, sending Pletikosa the wrong way. Lampard held his nerve, and England are buzzing now. With the crowd behind them, and 35 minutes to go, qualification looks possible after all.
57 minutes: Beckham sends in a free kick, which is cleared. Croatia break, and Wayne Bridge stretches to clear a low cross. The ball loops up agonisingly over Carson and onto the bar and behind for a corner. The corner comes in and Carson makes a stunning reflex save to deny Olic with a free header from 6 yards. He has gone a long way to redeeming himself after his earlier error. Incident packed last few minutes, what a game this is now.
60 minutes: The pace of the game is frenetic now, end to end stuff. This is impossible to call. England need one more goal to save themselves.
62 minutes: England guilty of trying to force it too much, as Gerrard plays a heavy pass. Croatia break and Olic skins the hapless Wayne Bridge. Carson gets down well to smother Olic's shot from just inside the box. Carson will feel a million times better. Bridge on the other hand... And he wonders why he is second choice for club and country?!
64 minutes: GOAL!!! ENGLAND, PETER CROUCH.
Is this the goal that sends England to the European Championships?! Peter Crouch smashes home his 14th goal in his 24th international. David Beckham recieves the ball from Micah Richards and sends in the ball of the game. A pin point perfect cross, a beautiful touch from Crouch on the chest to tee himself up, and a low drive into the bottom corner from 8 yards. What a comeback!! I never doubted you England!!
67 minutes: This is going to be one hell of a last 23 minutes. Croatia still look threatening, the crowd are buzzing, but you still fear for England. What a ball from Beckham, and what a finish from Crouch. And let's not forget those two saves from Scott Carson with England 2-1 down..
68 minutes: Petric comes on to replace Eduardo for Croatia.
70 minutes: The soon sure to be 'Sir" David Beckham tees up a free kick 30 yards out. Campbell heads across goal and it drop to Gerrard edge of the box, who's shot is blocked.
73 minutes: The game is scrappy now, England looking to take the sting out of it. Crouch and Lampard both appeal for free kicks in quick succession, but both are turned away.
CROATIA SUBSTITUTION 75 minutes: Scorer of the first goal Kranjcar is replaced by Pranjic, with 15 minutes plus added time left to play. Meanwhile England look in danger of dropping back too deep. This is where McClaren earns his money!
77 minutes: GOAL!! Croatia , Petric. They build you up then knock you down... It's the substitute Petric who fires Croatia back in front, with a strike across Carson into the bottom corner from 25 yards. England look to be heading out after all. It had been on the cards, McClaren's side had been dropping deeper and deeper in the last few minutes, and have gone and committed suicide.
79 minutes: ENGLAND SUBSTITUTION: Darren Bent replaces Joe Cole.
This is Steve McClaren's last throw of the dice, as he sends on a third striker in Bent. Desperate desperate times for England.
81 minutes: Bridge pumps long balls forward for Crouch, with Defoe and Bent both scrapping for any loose balls. It pains me to say, but it looks like England are out of idea's. Let's hope they can make just one more chance.
83 minutes: Nothing is happening for England, all the noise is coming from the Croatian supporters. Wembley is shell shocked.
84 minutes: CROATIA SUBSTITUTION: Ivan Rakitic replaces Ivica Olic
...At a snails pace.
Srna then forces a corner off the woeful Wayne Bridge, which sees Crouch defend well.
85 minutes: Please don't let this be the last chance... Lampard's lofted ball sees Bent hold off the defender, and hit a left footed volley fractionally over the bar. It brushes the top of the net and Bent put's his hand to his head.
87 minutes: Desperate stuff, Lampard forces a throw in. Lampard then sends in a cross which is easily cleared. England are 3 minutes plus stoppage time away from the biggest disaster since USA 94.
88 minutes: Any suggestions for a fruit/vegetable that would be suitable to label McClaren that would rank up alongside the 'Graham Taylor Turnip' of 93?
90 minutes: Now or never for England, all eyes on the fourth offical... 3 additional minutes of added time... What would we give to have Ferguson as manager now? There would be at least 8 minutes of added time...
91 minutes: England force a corner, even Beckham can't save England as his corner is cleared. Rakatic nearly punishes England on the break.
92 minutes: England have lost all shape, Richards has gone up front. There is no shape and no idea's. Bilic risks the wrath of the Wembley crowd by dancing manically on the touchline encouraging his team to keep the ball.
93 minutes: Last chance, now or never. Lescott pumps it long, to no avail. Gerrard does likewise. Croatia clear everything.
FINAL WHISTLE: England are out of the European Championships. Croatia celebrate, McClaren is escorted away like a bullied school child. Boo's ring out across Wembley. Bilic looks delighted. This has been one of the most dramatic and desperately disappointing nights in English football history. Nobody could have scripted it like this. McClaren's England have crashed out, after one of the most emotional 90 minutes you are likely to ever see as an England fan.